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  • fandom davejohn

  • dave:

    i have no emotion i love eating johns ass

  • john:

    omg...... dave thats homo!

  • dave:

    but i am homo

  • john:

    ....m-maybe i am too

  • *pornstar scene sloppy kiss*

  • canon davejohn

  • dave:

    I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE APPLE JUICE BOTTLE AGAIN

  • john:

    WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT

  • dave:

    I WANTED SOME MORE APPLE JUICE

  • john:

    THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GET APPLE JUICE

  • dave:

    ITS NOT MOVING

  • john:

    IM TAKING YOU TO THE ER

  • dave:

    I CANT HAVE ANY FUCKING CHILDREN

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Anonymous asked:

Your blog is life. I bet Marco would even say that, but .... HE IS DEAD.

Thank you so mu—
What.
What did you just type.
What did you just type and send to me.
Anon, why.

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